The Laughing Place

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Comment by JOHN LANDON on February 17, 2010 at 8:31am

A flying saucer was low on fuel, so it landed by a gas station on a lonely country road.
On its side were the letters "UFO." The gas station attendant was stunned, but his curiosity got the best of him.
"Does that stand for Unidentified Flying Object?" he asked.
"No," one of the other-worldly travelers responds, "It stands for "Unleaded Fuel Only."

Comment by JOHN LANDON on February 6, 2010 at 12:20pm

Comment by JOHN LANDON on February 4, 2010 at 12:31pm

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
Rita Rudner

Comment by Patrick on January 20, 2010 at 9:57am

Funny ad from Emi Gal on Vimeo.

Comment by JOHN LANDON on October 17, 2009 at 11:02am

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

Comment by Patrick on September 30, 2009 at 8:17am

This is the best Post-It ad I've seen:

Comment by Steve Kragenbrink, CVA on September 18, 2009 at 10:59am

Hi everyone! Woods Humane Society is hosting their 17th annual Wiggle Waggle Walk for Woods fundraiser on Saturday, October 24th at Laguna Lake Park in SLO. This event is the largest K9 gathering on the Central Coast and the shelter needs your participation. You can bring your own dog or rent one from Woods. Check out the event information at www.woodshumane.org and register for the event/set up a fundraising page at www.firstgiving.com/whs. Lets get together and Walk for the animals that don't have homes to call their own. Nothing will make you laugh more than a huge group of dogs dressed up in ridiculous costumes!

Comment by Rich on August 9, 2009 at 12:07pm

That little girl sat next to me in 3rd grade...she knew stuff!

Comment by Patrick on August 7, 2009 at 3:54pm

Quite the dog trick...

Comment by Patrick on August 7, 2009 at 3:09pm

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk.. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

’Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.....’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know !@#$%?

--Author Unknown

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